Well, there's a headline we never expected to see.

WDIV-TV4 in Detroit reports that the Farmington Hills Police were called to a Tim Hortons around 9 a.m. Monday. A manager at the store called police after observing the man with his hands down his pants. He was "making customers uncomfortable."

When police arrived, the man, Ali Mohamed Ali, did not have his hands in his pants, but his legs were spread and his penis was erect. He was observed staring at one of the cashiers.

According to WDIV, Ali spoke only broken English, so police weren't able to question him much initially. Police did eventually find an expired employment authorization card from the Department of Homeland Security which indicated that Ali was originally from Sudan.

Ali has been charged with disorderly person obscene conduct, disturbing the peace and failing to comply with the sex offender registry.

He is also scheduled for a deportation hearing in June.

In other news, I will not be ordering cream-filled donuts from this particular Tim Hortons location.

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