Meet the world famous 'Kooter' Dog!  An awesome dog, whose only mission in life is to jam his big doggy snout into as many hot chicks' kooters as possible!  This might be the coolest video you have EVER SEEN!

Any of you guys ever train your dog to do anything cool?   My dog knows zero tricks, not a single damn one, he’s always too busy running around my yard looking for something that needs a murder to spend any time learning tricks.   Let me tell you about the greatest, coolest dog that has ever existed on the face of this planet earth.  Now, some might call it a sexual assault,  but I think its just awesome.

For some reason, legally what this dog is doing really is some kind of sexual assault. But of course I take back what I just said……only because I don’t want some uppity tight ass to complain to my boss that I’m promoting sexual assaults on the web which I’m not….So if I really did have to take back what I said and apologize. Meet our cooch pooch!

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