Man is Elated to Learn That Chickens Float [Video]

This man has to be high, because why else would he be so excited to learn that chickens float?

For some reason, a man was in his pool and decided to test if a chicken would float or not. To his surprise, the chicken floated and swam like any bird would. Maybe he thought they would sink because they don't fly like other birds, but when he found out they float, you'd think that he just found out he won $100 million.

This guy is most likely the brother of Bear, the double rainbow guy. He probably gets excited when his Car and Driver magazine comes in the mail or when he takes a huge dump. What must it be like to live with this man? His next sink or float test test will involve a brick, and he'll be really upset because since a chicken floats, he no doubt thinks that everything floats.