Phernando Cuello of Florida was arrested early Sunday morning after he was involved in a minor car accident. Initially Cuello told Pasco County deputies that the accident wasn’t his fault, but glassy eyes, stanky alcohol breath and slurred speech can tell us that this douche bag was hammered!

After 29-year-old Cuello miserably failed a sobriety test, he admitted he’d been exchanging some naughty text messages with his girlfriend shortly before smashing into another vehicle.

We already knew that drinking and driving was a major no-no, but throwing raunchy text messages on top only further incites disaster.

Cuello was charged with a DUI and was released from jail without having to post bail.

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