Man Arrested After Assaulting Wife with McChicken

The turds of this world will come up with all sorts of "justifications" for being abusive pieces of garbage.

The "I don't like McChickens, so I assaulted my wife with one" defense? Yeah, this guy is a turd.

According to The Des Moines Register, Marvin Tramaine Hill II, 21, a Polk County, Iowa, resident, was arrested Tuesday for reportedly using a McDonald's McChicken sandwich as a weapon against his pregnant wife.

Hill said his wife woke him up that afternoon, holding a McChicken in her hand. He admitted to police he threw the sandwich at her, then picked up some of the bun, throwing it at her again.

His reason? "Because he doesn't like them."

Hill's wife had mayonnaise on her shirt and face when officers located her. She told police Hill had followed her when she had tried to get away and had forcefully smashed the bun into her face.

Hill was arrested and his weapons permit was confiscated.

He remains in custody at the Polk County Jail.