Turns out European politicians take their rugby very seriously, even if it means causing harm to children.

Seriously! We came across this video today of Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who absolutely obliterates a child on his way to scoring a touchdown...or a goal...or a home run...whatever it is that rugby players score.

Is it a scrum? Is that a rugby thing? Eh, whatever. Even rugby players don't know the rules to rugby.