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It was reported early yesterday that Arnold Schwarzenegger not only has a love child with a maid/staffer of his, but that he’s been keeping it secret for over ten years. Being outed as the cause for the recent divorce of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, this astounding news has led to a few things.  Most importantly, Schwarzenegger puns.  Here’s some I’ve heard around the office already so I’ll start and you throw yours in:

* Schwarzenegger confesses to having baby with house staff member but then explains the child is destined to bring down SKYNET in 2031

*Wow! Looks like Schwarzenegger was a good actor after all!

* It’s not Schwarzenegger’s fault, he wanted to terminator….

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