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Killer Clowns With Razor Blades Could Eat Your Face Off! For Real!

Guys… you know what you should do if you get attacked by a group of killer clowns with razor blades?  You should know, cuz it could happen to you….it happened to a 40 year old Arizona guy ……….

Are any of you guys afraid of clowns?  I know a lot of people are…..clowns are creepy man…….. Phoenix Arizona….its about 8pm on Saturday night and all of a sudden a 40 year old dude comes busting thru the front door of his parents house….yelling and screaming but not making any sense at all…..he runs to his dads gun cabinet….grabs a shot gun and starts shooting up the house!   He starts yelling “get out of here, get of here, they’re coming for me and they have razor blades”!   Mom and dad don’t know what the hell is going on but they run out the back and call the cops…..cops show up….dude is now locked inside one of the bedrooms, with the shot gun…..took the cops about an hour to defuse the situation and get the guy to surrender….and when he did….he told the cops that he was being attacked by killer clowns with razor blades….and that he had shot and killed 10 of them….but there were still two on the loose!  (watch out)……..cops didn’t take him to jail though….instead they skipped jail and took him straight to  a mental facility for a psychological evaluation………..oh and by the way….he did admit to cops that he’d taken some kind of  Hallucinogenic drug……..ya think?

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