Meet Joerg Sprave. Joerg likes toys. Joerg likes to take innocuous, or "unoptimized" toys and make them "better". Why is the word better in quotes? Well, because in Joerg's mind, making toys "better" means to weaponize them!

There's nothing Joerg can't weaponize, apparently. Take this fun toy, the Nerf Gun. This is a fun thing to have around the home, or even at work. Who can get mad at being shot with a Nerf Gun?

If you get shot with Joerg's "optimized" Nerf Gun...you will lose your f****** mind!

He arms the darts with scalpel blades!

Not even kidding! This guy replaces the fun little spring with an industrial strength spring, so it has more power. Then he finds the sharpest knife blades available on Amazon...which are freaking SCALPEL BLADES!

PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME - AND DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS DO THIS ANYWHERE!