Contact Us

JT’s Bar Fight Etiquette

I saw an article in the Daily News about a guy who decided he was gonna antagonize a group of bar patrons after they’ve all had a load to drink.  The guy ended up getting his ass kicked pretty badly all because he made ONE silly mistake in his quest to go all Hulk-like on some fellow drunkards.  To keep you from maybe making this same stupid mistake in the future – allow me to present JT’s  Bar Fight Etiquette list.

 

1. Anyone worth hitting is worth hitting twice.

2. Once a man is down, never bruise your knuckles when you are wearing a perfectly good boot.

3) If you’re a Bartender -PROTECT YOUR TIP JAR.  After that – divvy up any of the participant’s dates when they all got hauled down to the county lock up.

4) Don’t dick around, the fight could be a short one – take bets immediately.

5) DON’T set your gun down

The guy pictured above didn’t follow #5 . Despite having the advantage he decides to set his gun down.  WHY on earth when you had the edge on a group of drunks would you do that?  Of course the minute he set the gun down to go all Mike Tyson on their asses, they reciprocated the favor by all piling on the dumb shlep and pounding the crap out of him.  This was AFTER he brandished knives on them too.  No wonder he got the kickin’ of a lifetime serves him right for being the worst bar brawler ever.

What was the worst bar fight you saw or were involved in?

More from WGRD

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://wgrd.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on WGRD 97.9 quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Sign up for an account to comment, share your thoughts, and earn points to get great prizes.

Register on WGRD 97.9 quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!