Joe’s London Trip Day 3, Sausage Stealing + More – April 28 FBHW Show Recap
During Zane’s bike ride yesterday, he realized that spring is certainly here because of the amount of road kill. That led to a specific incident of him biking past a turtle multiple times only to see it crushed and split open at the end. A woman had been asked when she was due to deliver her baby. The unfortunate thing is she wasn’t pregnant and after a year of trying to lose weight she saw a doctor. They ended up removing a 21 pound cancerous cyst. She dropped 5 sizes. The guys shared their stories of accidentally asking a women when she was due and finding out they were either fat, or had, unfortunately, had a miscarriage.
Producer Joe called in to share how his night had been. He and Steve were waiting for media correspondents to get working. A man named Doyce Dean Griffis from Gainesville, FL was video taping customers of his tanning bed; the one in his barn in his backyard. The real kicker is, he said he was only doing this for himself. We replayed Producer Joe’s London D-mic at the end of the hour.
Producer Joe called in to inform us that he was right behind Meredith Viera and was ready to cause some havoc. We continued to talk with Producer Joe as he was messing with the media ala the Linday Lohan Freedom Trip. He was able to get on Fox and Friends, yelled at both Matt Lauer and Meredith Viera and got on CNN and BBC.
A man was charged with stealing a sausage at his local grocery store. He said he forgot that he had it but the store charged him anyway. Fortunately for him, he was acquitted but the fact that this had to go to court in front of a jury is just ludicrous. In the Free Beer and Hot Wings Report we discussed some of the amazing videos of the tornado in Alabama. So far this has been a terrible spring for most places. Donald Trump claimed to be proud of himself for bringing President Obama’s birth certificate to light. Birth certificate debate aside, Trump is just an idiot. Dumber than Zane Trivia was played today for 5600 dollars; I won’t spoil the game for you but if you do some detective work, you can figure out who won and lost.
Joe called in again to share with us what happened when we weren’t talking with him. He was able to get on a couple more shows. It turns out Steven Tyler joined American Idol to show his band that he can be relevant without them. Also, it seems that he and another band mate were too high to do another album. We did our final check in with Producer Joe. As he was on the phone, an escort went by and he went bananas all over again. See you on Friday