Editor's Note: This post is meant to be read in a very thick Russian accent.

In Russia, girly-men take to roadways and play it safe like little baby. Real men get behind wheel and realize you have to be badass in order to make it to work at sadness factory every morning. Too many people drive with heart. When really you are supposed to drive with balls. Not literally, is very dangerous to steer with your scrotum. Either way this man stare at Death's face... and come out laughing like giggly school child.