There are so many amazing, and amazingly stupid, workout products on the market right now.

Remember the electro-shock exercise machines that would supposedly build muscle?  Or the shake weight?

Now there's the single most amazing invention ever created to help you build muscle, and make you look cool as f*** while doing it!

The Tug Toner!

I think my boss is using it in the next office...he closes his office door, a lot!  I'm getting worried.