I Found a New Profession That Sounds Illegal But Is Totally Legal and AWESOME

This video might be NSFW, but it's an introduction into a new career field for people. It's called OM-ing. Basically, people are getting paid like $200 for 15 minutes of stroking a woman's vagina. It's called Orgasm Meditation, and it's probably the coolest thing I've ever heard about!

Let's get this straight, this isn't some gnarly dude going to a massage parlor and getting a tug-job. Those are technically illegal.

This is a real "meditation" technique that's been around for 15 years, and there are thousands of practitioners who have been trained to rub vaginas.

The woman doesn't even have to get completely naked, or even do ANYTHING. She disrobes below the waist, and then just lies there while the practitioner strokes her clitoris for 15 minutes. Apparently it starts off with the practitioner describing her vagina, and then lubing up and stroking away.

HOW DO I GET THIS JOB? Heck, I'd probably do it for free!

I know, I know, it's not supposed to be a sexual thing, and she's not required to have an orgasm, but come on...how could it not be fun? Coolest job ever...well, right behind Baby Panda Hugger.