This ones for all you guys that like to get hookers.   Instead of paying your hooker $100, or $200, or $300, or whatever she might charge you, how would you like to only have to pay her in beer?   And not like a case of beer, or a 12 pack of beer….just ONE BEER!   Guys if you want to make the intercourse with a hooker,  but your low on cash, but you got a couple of beers in your fridge, you are in luck!

All you gotta do is find a 40 year old chick named Seana Spreng….now it might suck that she lives in Myrtle Beach South Carolina, but it doesn’t suck that she will do whatever dirty stuff you want her to do, simply in exchange for a beer!   Haha!     Cops in Myrtle Beach S.C  just released a report on a prostitution sting they ran a couple months ago, and they caught three different hooker chicks, one of whom had very different hooker standards than the other two.    Hooker number one was 35 year old Alexis  Hodges, who was charging $250 for the intercourse and other assorted sexual activities.   Hooker number two was 36 year old Jill Figueroa, who was also charging $250 for intercourse and other assorted sex acts.   And hooker number three, that was 40 year old Seana Spreng, who was willing to make intercourse and perform other assorted sex acts in exchange for….only a beer!   Hahahaha….And I don’t know about you, and I don’t know how hot this chick was, but exchanging a beer for intercourse sure sounds like a good deal to me!  Hahah…but yea, I’ll bet she was gross as balls, and probably couldn’t ask for anything more than a beer without dudes vomiting.   Hahaha…but if your horny and broke and don’t mind probably gross hookers, and you plan on being in the Myrtle Beach area anytime soon….Look her up!  Seana Spreng is her name….hahah…yuk!

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