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How To Nail A Chick When You Get Her Back To Your Place

And guys….if you’re going out cruising for chicks this weekend….I wish you the best of luck…..but, just cuz you pull a hot chick out of the bar and get her back to your place….doesn’t mean it’s a sure thing that she’ll spend the next few hours riding your brains out.  Here are five things that you may have in your house or apartment that are sure to scare chicks away..….

Ok boys…….if you ever pick up chicks at a bar and bring em back to your place for a little game of hide the salami…ya might want to do a little house cleaning…I got a list of five things that are sure to scare a chick out of your place…or at least help her change her mind into not screwing you…..

1- No sheets on your bed….if you have to take the time to make up the bed…..its only going to give her more time to change her mind…so always make sure your bed is made up and ready for action before you leave for the night.…after all, a clean work station is a productive work station!

2- Star Wars toys!….haha…if your a dude and you think they’re  cool…and there are guys out there who do….there not…and nothing will scare a chick off quicker…

3- Any sort of female bath products or make up…..chicks will think its a sure sign that you have another girlfriend…and they’ll probably run like hell….

4- And these are the five things you shouldn’t have at your place if you bring a new chick back….things that will scare chicks off…..number 4-  A camera or webcam pointed at your bed…..oh sure…she’ll probably make a sex tape with ya….but not on the first night….

5- And lastly……they say nothing will scare a chick out of your place quicker than leaving a floater in the toilet…….haha….guys…always make sure you flush your poop…..chicks don’t like going into a guys bathroom and seeing a big lumpy chunky floating there….hahah….
Good luck guys….and remember some of those things….they can only help…..

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