How Not To Steal Beer [VIDEO]
WARNING: About to launch into a JT "back in my day" story . Back when I stole beer we simply became employees of beer stores we wanted to steal from and then chucked cases of brewski's out the back of the store before closing. Much easier to control a black market for needy drinkers than do what this dumb douchebag did. Watch as his pants fall, the beer falls and he falls. Then the A-Hole has to wait for a break in traffic before he can even pull out onto the highway for a not-so-quick getaway. Pure genius dude....pure genius.