Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a hilarious news story about a Grand Rapids man who will do your dirty work for you! All you have to do is go to his website, pay him, and tell him what you want. He'll dump your significant other, fire someone, and do other unpleasant tasks for you. As long as it's out of the sunlight.

Check out the guy's website, and if you need to do something that might embarrass you, or make you uncomfortable, just imagine getting this guy to do it for you!

WARNING: This segment is hysterical. The guys lose it several times, and you will too. Don't operate heavy machinery while enjoying this episode.