Here’s Chloe Sevigny with a Lobster on her Vagina [Photo]

I don't know if I really need to add anything more to that. 

Now, I personally like to believe that that isn't a real lobster, because putting something with pinchers that close to your lady bits isn't a wise move.

But, the folks at Page Six kind of make it sound like it's real.

The fearless actress and her crustacean appear in the arty Marfa Journal, just as filming has wrapped in Dublin on "Love and Friendship," Whit Stillman's adaptation of the Austen short story about a beautiful widow.

Real, fake, it really doesn't matter. The whole point of this story is - here's Chloë Sevigny with a lobster on her vagina.

It's kind of weird to see the super prudish Amish-looking sister wife from Big Love mostly naked with a crustacean on her crotch.