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Having Saggy Testicles Can Get You An Extension On Your Rent

Guys do you know that when you get old your testicles get saggy?   And did you know that if you live in a trailer park, and your trailer rent is past due, you can just whip out your saggy testicles in front of the chick who manages the trailer park and get an extension on your rent?   Yes you can!   At least that’s what a 71 year old saggy testicles guy did in Florida last week…..And here is how it all went down….

Here’s a fun one, if you like stories about old guys with saggy balls…..Last week at a trailer park in Hobe Sound Florida….a 36 year old chick who was the manager of the trailer park went to a 71 year old guys trailer to collect his monthly rent….Well the guy didn’t have the rent money and said he needed two more days…..but the manager chick said she needed the money now, and wasn’t leaving until she got it…..Well, 71 year old guy wanted her to go away, but since she wouldn’t….he decided a little saggy balls show might be the answer….and he reached into his shorts and plopped his saggy 71 year old  man balls out the side of his shorts!   The manager chick pretended she didn’t notice, so the guy tucked them back into his shorts, and then plopped them out the other side of his shorts….…finally, the manager chick asked the old guy, “could you please tuck your saggy balls back into your shorts sir?”….the guy replied by saying  “could you please come back in two days and I’ll have the rent money”……Chick called the cops, they showed up….guy denied that he ever pulled his saggy balls out in front of the chick, so it was her word against his….cops gave the guy a warning, and talked the manager chick into giving the guy two more days to pay the rent so there wouldn’t be any trouble.  So it worked!   71 year old guy pulled out his saggy old guys balls in front of the trailer park manager chick…and got a two day extension on his rent….….might be something to keep in mind guys….ya know….if your late on your rent sometime, and ya got saggy balls…..?…

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