Happy (Buy) Valentine’s (Gifts at the Last Minute at the Convenience Store) Day!
I know it’s an awkward title for Valentine’s Day headlined above, but I think it’s more accurate for a lot of guys.
You are totally focused on getting laid today!
If you made this happen:
Or even went to the trouble of this:
Then you are pretty much guaranteed a little, later on.
But this post is for the rest of us. If you totally forgot to do something today, it’s NOT TOO LATE!
A lot of convenience stores are adequately equipped to hook you up for a little nookie before the night is through. Some will have flowers, I once found a flower at a convenience store made from a pair of sexy panties she could then wear! But pretty much all of them will have candy:
They’ll even hook you up with some of her favorite binge-and-cry food, in case you forget to take the stuff out of the convenience store bag when you give it to her:
Or, in case you are THAT GUY, and I DO NOT ADVISE OR ENDORSE THIS AT ALL, you could sneak over to that co-worker’s desk while she’s away, and totally steal the flowers her amazing man got her to take your girl.
This would not only make you the worst boyfriend/husband, but also the sleaziest co-worker possible.
I’m not sure if there’s an award show for that.