H. Jon Benjamin, known for his voice work on shows such as Archer and Bob's Burgers has also recently come out with a memoir of sorts and was sharing about it on a recent episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

Benjamin talks about his failures throughout his life. His failure to become a man after his bar mitzvah, his failures through college, and his failures in sex.

Lucky for us, Benjamin combined his failures in sex and in college for this hilarious college dorm threesome failure to unfold.In short, the other two participants in these dorm room shenanigans were very eager while Benjamin decided it best to lie beside them, fully clothed, while the other two did the deed.

As hilarious as this story is it got us thinking, if your roommate had sex just feet away from you back in your good ol' college days, based on Benjamin's standards, were we involved in threesomes too? 

Source: Uproxx