Granny Bandit, Dr. Sex + More – May 13 FBHW Show Recap
We started the show with Zane finding out what happened to Wiener 2 and company renting his house. Turns out, his friends were a bit squirrelly on the whole deal. Zane’s son refused to be a snitch at school recently, even though it could net him $50 every time he turns someone in anonymously for drug use. We talked about the newest “craze” in sexual fetishes nowadays. Turns out, one guy has been arrested numerous times because he gets turned on by damaging some exercise equipment. Makes sense.
There was a story about a lady being labeled as the “Granny bandit” even though she is only 51 years old. That’s a bit of a bummer for her self esteem. Hot Wings told us about his mother following in the footsteps of Zane’s mom with phone conversations. He thinks the new cutoff age is 62 years old. A guy recovering from surgery got a visit from the all-too-common home enema expert and decided not to question that happening. Who is into enemas enough they go around offering them for free? Spoiler alert: it wasn’t a prescribed enema by his doctor like he thought. Hot Wings had a story from Florida about a guy who broke up a carjacking by a head kick where the guy soldiered on after it.
Right when we came back, we had to re-live the awesomeness that was another Free Beer word scramble. It was pretty fantastic, as they all are. A video that has been going around for a while was confirmed to be the Oregon State play-by-play announcer. He was eating a napkin at a Denny’s while hammered drunk and was caught on camera. We did a little more speculation on who the A-List celebrity might be that gave herpes to someone in Vegas. Speculation might be more fun than when we actually find out who it is. We took phone calls from people who were voted most likely to _____ and checked how it turned out. That always leads to some good phone calls!
We read a story about an idea to tax the parents of obese kids to fix the weight problem. Sure, that won’t ruffle any feathers. In the FBHW report, we talked about the supposed new choice to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Also, there are more details on the raid on Bin Laden’s compound coming out. The story has been adjusted yet again! We had to bring back the famous Free Beer and Hot Wings Show Ask Dr. Sex segment. As usual, it seems we cannot give wrong advice!
We had to take a few follow up calls from Ask Dr. Sex and hand out more advice. Some guy wants a threesome with his wife but won’t allow it the other way, too. We set him straight! We played the audio of possibly the most ludicrous story of all time today. A mom has been forcing her 8-year old daughter to get botox injections for her child pageants. The mom forcing her daughter to get it could lose some weight of her own and make herself look better! We finished the show with Joe telling us about his terrible little league experience. He had a few points of why he hated his short baseball career. Have a good weekend, talk to you on Monday.