Grand Rapids Man Searching for Woman Who Farted in Meijer
Sometimes we encounter people that capture our attention. We may see them again or we may not. But that's what Craigslist is for. The missed connections section can re-connect people and (hopefully) bring them in ever after bliss.
Hopefully we can try and connect these two.
According to the Craigslist ad, a tall brunette in Grand Rapids is being sought after by a man she had an awkward encounter with at the bread aisle in Meijer 2 weeks ago.
One would think farting like a Clydesdale would scare a person away. But no, not this guy. The aroma of the flatulence mixed with the smell of bread obviously turned him on.
Let's just hope this woman isn't still angry for being called out for farting because this guy seriously wants to meet up! At least he was classy and used the ciabatta loaves. The bread aisle will never be the same again.
What do you say Grand Rapids, can we find these two and bring them together?