So I was shooting the crap with this chick I know at the bar last week and she told me about a new study some University just did regarding chicks who are, and are not on the pill. She said the study to see just how big of an effect the pill had on women, and mainly what kind of dudes single chicks who were taking the pill were interested in.

The study said chicks who are NOT on the pill experience a hormonal roller coastal when they’re ovulating, and it makes them more sexually aggressive and more likely to go for macho type guys, like me Macho Dahmer! But when a chick IS taking the pill her hormone levels stay constant and she's more likely to go for stable guys who are good long term prospects, unlike me, not good long term prospect Dahmer!

So guys basically what this chick was telling me about the study is if you meet a chick in a bar, go through her purse first chance you get and see if you can find that little "I’m on the pill" case of hers. Because if she is on the pill, she just wants to date you and not bang you.

And if she's not on the pill. Well not only is she crazy as balls but she's also horny as balls and will most likely doggy style you for hours if you just buy her a couple more drinks! Good luck boys! It never ceases to amaze me, just how freaking educational this Dahmer Before Dark show is!