If you've been in a band, you've probably heard your drummer say some of these things.  It wouldn't even have to be in the studio, it could be in rehearsal, at a show, or just when they're hanging out screwing around on the kit.

People in bands are funny.  The only thing I think he forgot for this was:

"Hold on, let me just warm up real quick."

And then the 30 minute warmup drum solo that seems to never end.

Then, sometimes, "Okay, I think I might need a break before we get started, now."

Enjoy!