Dahmer’s Dungeon — The Adventures Of The Creepy Florida Tucker!
I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. Do you remember in the movie Silence of the Lambs when that creepy serial killer guy was running around naked with his man penis tucked between his legs so he looked like a woman? Well that actually happened in a Florida bar!
Another fun drinking story I dude I was killing beers with last week told me about. 37 year old dude walks into a bar called The Indigo Room in Ft Meyers, without any shoes on, so the bouncer tells the guy ”hey man, no shoes no service.” Well instead of leaving and going out to his car or truck and getting some shoes, the guy just stood there, didn’t say a word, and then he took off all of his cloths, tucked his Johnston between his legs, and walked into the women’s bathroom!
I guess the bouncer guy was pretty freaked out about the whole thing and decided not to go after the guy, instead just called the cops who arrested him for indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and trespassing! What a creepy penis tucking freak huh?!