I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool."

Ok guys want to know what kind of women are the biggest s____? Girls, this ones for you too because this applies to both men and women.

Chicks are always reading those stupid girly magazines, and one of the girls we were out at the bar with last weekend told us about a recent study she read in one of those magazines. She couldn’t remember which one, but who really gives a crap right? She said that men and women with extremely warm, AND extremely cold personalities are the biggest s____!

So guys if you meet a chick who's just so cool and fun and outgoing, she's most likely the biggest s___ you ever met! AND if you meet a chick that’s just boring as balls, no fun, and just pretty much your basic jerk, well, that’s ok because she might be a boring as nuts, no fun and a jerk, but at least she's a big s___! Hahahaha! This chick we were drinking with said the study she read said that people with warm personalities are s____ because they "sleep with multiple partners not because they are selfish, but because they view sexual activity as an extremely warm activity and want to share it with others.”

She said the study also that people with cold personalities tend to sleep with and s___ it up because " they don't care that much if they hurt other peoples feelings, and having a one night stand helps them avoid serious relationships and the risk of rejection."

Hmmmmm….so fun girls are s____, and jerk-y girls are s____ too? I don’t see down side here do you? Hahaha! So guys and girls, ask yourself, which one are you? (because deep down your all s____! ) Hahaha! Just kidding. (kind of, but not really)