I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
Girls if you’re super horny and you just can’t wait, and you pull into a parking lot, whip out your lap top and start pleasuring your girl self to a porno movie and then a cop rolls up next to you and catches you mid stroke, he could very well just smile, and enjoy the moment and let you off with a warning. Unless of course you have a crack pipe between your naked legs!

The cop will most likely charge you with public masturbation and possession of crack cocaine! I actually heard this one from a couple of girls I was sitting next to at a sports bar last week. They said it happened to a chick named Colondra Hamilton from Cincinnati, and it all went down sometime last summer.

A cop caught Colandra sitting in her car, pants around her ankles and slowing spanking her chick monkey, while taken pokes off a crack pipe! Hahaha! They said they heard she was just court and sentenced a couple weeks ago. What do you think she was sentenced to? Monkey cranking and crack pipe smoking?

Judge gave her a $200 fine, 10 days in jail, and a 6 months suspended license. The Judge also told her, if it wasn’t for the crack pipe, he would like to date her, because he thought what she did was hot and was wondering if she could do it again sometime (without the crack pipe) and he could watch! Hahahaha! (ok, the judge really didn’t say that part, but I’ll bet he was thinking it!)

Remember that girls, lose the crack pipe before you crank your monkey in your car! I’ll bet that advice right there keeps at least a half dozen of you girls out of jail!

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