I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Holy bloody baby guts! I heard about this one from this bartender chick that was serving us up drinks at the bar recently. It blew my mind!

She told me the story about cops got a 911 call from a 24 year old Washington chick named Karen, and she told the cops that she just had a baby, but the baby wasn’t breathing. So rescue workers show up at Karen’s house and find a ton of blood all over the place, and a newborn baby that’s not breathing. So they rush both the mom and the baby to the hospital, but unfortunately were not able to save the baby. Then the doctors check out the mom, and even though she's covered in blood, doctors tell the cops, that this lady didn't just have a baby! That there was no way this baby came from this woman. So cops race back to the chicks house, and find the real babies mama, Heidi, cut up, dead, and jammed into a crawl space underneath the house!!!!! The cops theory is that the two chicks had met on craiglist a few weeks earlier and Karen, the chick that killed Heidi, had told her that she was pregnant too and they started hanging out doing things that pregnant chicks do like shop for baby clothes and stuff together. Only Karen was never pregnant and the whole thing was a set up and Karen had planned all along to kill Heidi, and cut out and steal her baby! And that’s what she did! She killed her friend, then took a big knife and cut out the baby! And since it was probably the first baby she ever cut out of another chick, she did it wrong, and the baby wasn't breathing so she called 911 and tried to pass the baby off as her own! Is that not the most F'd up story you've heard in a long time? If not ever? Listen girls, I know some of you go baby crazy sometimes, like you think your biological clock is ticking and getting knocked up is the only thing on your mind, but that’s a pretty isolated incident right ? Man I hope so. But if you are a chick and you’re thinking about cutting a baby out of one of your girlfriends and stealing it, please DON’T DO IT!