Free Beer & Hot Wings: 1972 Promotional Film for Magnavox Odyssey [Video]
You're bored as hell and there's nothing on the three channels you get on your 19-inch console TV that weighs 600 pounds.
What's a kid to do?
And boy does it make the Odyssey look like an exciting system! Please note sarcasm. Oh, wait, since this is 2014: #sarcasm.
Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings