It's 1985 and people are getting tired of the traditional, run-of-the-mill sports.

It's not the '90s yet, so extreme sports aren't really on the radar yet.

What to do?

Enter: Ski ballet.

It's a combination of skiing, dancing and that sport where people run around on a mat doing flips with ribbons. And it's fantastic.

It's shocking that this didn't make the big time.

What's not to love? The athleticism? The costumes? The announcing?

All perfect. Just perfect.