There have been a few different "Sex Sent Me To The ER" stories talked about on "The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show."

However, this story most likely tops all of them.

This one is about a guy who was having some issues with his wife in the bedroom.

Therefore, he set out to find his "sexual spirit."

Soon after, he began his search.

We guess you could say he found it in the form of a ... legless lizard?

And what happened will astound you.

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings