A 38-year-old woman from California named Blondie Bennett is on a mission to become a real-life Barbie doll.

She's had five boob jobs and numerous other appearance-altering surgeries, so she's got the look down at this point.

However, that's not enough for Blondie.

She also wants to be stupid and "brainless" like Barbie.

To that end, she's going through hypnotherapy a few times a week to lower her IQ.

What the hell?