Remember Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show" back in the day?

If not, just click the first link and come back. We'll wait.

OK, welcome back. So yeah. Not very attractive, right?

The last thing in the world you would expect would be for someone to mimic that look, especially if that person's chosen career was prostitution.

Watch as a guy at a gas station is approached by two of the worst-looking prostitutes baby Jesus ever created, with one who has an incredible resemblance to Mimi.

Would you pay two bucks to let her "touch your pee pee?"