Free Beer & Hot Wings: Front Lawn Pooper Caught On Surveillance Camera [Video]

Sometimes when you have to go to the bathroom, there's nothing that's going to stop you.

But would you be brave enough to pop a squat in someone's front yard?

Well, some poor man had someone brave enough to go No. 2 in his front yard. At first, the homeowner thought it was a big dog, but he soon found out otherwise.

According to KIRO-TV, this actually happens quite a bit in Seattle. However, this time, the homeowner was able to catch the deed on video and posted it on his neighborhood blog.

A man with a shopping bag walks slowly on to the property, seeks the perfect spot to pop a squat, looks around to check if he'll be seen and proceeds to leave the homeowner a new decoration for his front yard.

And boy does the TV news pull all the punches it can with puns!

Source: Free Beer & Hot Wings