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Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane Love Manatees — Do You? [FBHW]

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Free Beer, Hot Wings and Zane showed their softer side this morning after Free Beer brought up a story about a woman who got in trouble for riding a manatee. It wasn’t long before the guys were just talking about how cute manatees were instead.

“When it swims right at you, it looks like a perfect circle,” said Hot Wings, who clearly wanted one as a pet.

“They couldn’t be threatening to a krill,” said Zane. ”Do you think dogs evolved from manatees?”

“I assume they just eat sunshine,” said Hot Wings.

Trying to get things back on track, Free Beer started to go over the details of the story, telling everyone that the manatee woman “grabbed on to one while it swam,” violating a Florida state law in the process.

“She actually has the same torso as the manatee,” said Free Beer.

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