Asking a pageant contestant an in depth question about society's ills is like asking a child to solve a differential equation.  You will get a painfully incorrect response.  In 2007, we got to experience Miss Teen South Carolina's horrible response to a pageant question.  No one thought anyone would sound dumber.  Until, Miss Utah walked out on stage...

See what Free Beer and Hot Wings have to say about Miss Utah's response and then listen to them attempt to answer a variety of pageant questions below.

How can somebody who is so attractive be so forgotten?  Because they don't say a damn thing.  They are eye candy and they are made to be forgotten because they're pointless in everything they do. - Zane