Free Beer & Hot Wings: A Very Entertaining School Closing Message [Video]
When you're a kid, what's better than finding out in the morning that school is closed?
NOTHING is better than finding out that school is closed!
During winter, you'd wake up every morning, hoping and praying that there had been a blizzard overnight. And then, the phone would ring. You'd wait with the anticipation that your parents would hang up and give you the good news: School is closed today!
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