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End Of The World, Arnold Schwarzenegger + More – May 17 FBHW Show Recap

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Hour 1

So May 21st is this Saturday and some people believe that it will be the beginning of the end of the world. One guy in NYC spent his life savings taking out ads on billboards to warn people about it. We talked about how it’s going to suck for him if it was all a big waste. An 82 year old faith healer recently married his 107th wife. He also has a ton of kids and his family is, not surprisingly, absolutely huge. There are a few hundred of them and they all live in a massive, four story compound! He’s also still putting out at 82 years old!

Hour 2

We found an article from a radio consultant sitting on the printer that was an instructional list on how to be funny on the radio. This, of course, was mocked. It included a list of “funny words”, so we decided to give intern Stache the assignment of using all 30 of the words in a story. He had an hour to write it. Listener Sue sent in an email telling us how her husband caught their neighbor burying a dead cat in their backyard the other night! Based on this, we took calls from listeners about their bad neighbor stories. We checked out video of a dude on the NYC subway that was feverishly licking his shoes for about two minutes. You can see that in the Video Reel.

Hour 3

Stache was in the studio to read the story he wrote using “funny words”. We gave him the topic of “intern road trip”, so he proceeded to throw various other interns under the bus in a very funny story. We checked out a news story about the newest craze: planking. People basically lay down on various objects and structures and stay completely still with their arms at their sides. They then post pictures of this on the internet. Someone has already died from it when he tried doing it on a balcony and fell to his death. We went over a list of four things that women should never discuss with their significant other. The list included details about hygiene and past sexual partners. We agreed with most of the things on the list.

Hour 4

Be sure to check out the story in the Cool Links section that we talked about this morning about the black couple who gave birth to a white baby. The pictures in the story are pretty crazy. In today’s FBHW Report, we talked about how Trump announced that he will not run for President, gave an update on Botox mom and also discussed Ashton Kutcher being hired to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. We closed the hour by talking about a blood test that can supposedly tell you how long you’ll live. Is that something you’d want to know? Take the web poll now!

Hour 5

Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed a big secret last night: he had an affair and has another child out of wedlock! We took this as an opportunity to bust out our best Arnold impressions, while trying to work his movie titles in to supposed quotes from him. Great fun. We decided a while back that we are going to put out a calendar next year where each picture will have us dressed up as various radio station genres. We talked a bit about the list today and tried to figure out what we would wear for each month. Whatever you do, go to the Video Reel right now and watch the video of the adorable beagle that was taught how to catch a ball with his front paws. It’s adorable and fantastic. We ended the show by talking about some idiot’s very unusual and stupid tribute to his hero, Larry Bird. Talk to you on Wednesday morning.

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