Don’t Die, I’ll Pleasure You – Dahmer’s B.S. Story of the Day [AUDIO]

So, a Chinese dude is standing on the edge of a bridge threatening to kill himself... After The Chinese authorities can't get him to come down, along comes a pretty girl to try to persuade him.  Now, if you were going to jump off a bridge and kill yourself, would you change your mind if a hot 19 year old Asian chick told you she would provide you with a lovely slurp & burp if you climbed down?   Guess what the guy did?