Of course, leave it to science to give us an answer to the age-old question that doesn't actually give us a definite answer.

Does penis size really matter?

Guys, the girl you're with will never tell you the truth.  Deal with it.

You're alway going to be the biggest and best ... up until the relationship ends. Then you're "Peewee," or that guy the girls giggle at behind their hands.

Not that I'm talking from experience or anything. Really.

But this video breaks down where you want to be large, and maybe where being super-sized isn't such a good thing.

At the very least, you can be happy that your penis is the largest of any primate and relative to body proportion.

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