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Crazy Chick Sets Dudes Penis On Fire

Guys, if you got a chick who loves you more than anything in the entire world…..meaning you are her everything…as in nothing else in the world matters but you… better be careful ….especially if she decides to show you how much she loves you by setting your penis on fire!

Hey guys…how’d ya like your penis set on fire?  No?   Then stop cheatin on your wife, or you might end up like this next guy….. 46 year old Australian chick named Regina Narayan found out her husband had been cheatin on her….so she cooked him a big fat turkey dinner with all the fixings….and after dinner when he fell asleep watching TV on the couch…..she pulled down his underpants, poured gasoline all over his wiener, and lit that sucker on fire!   Dude woke up screaming and his wife simply told him…. “I love you too much to let you put that thing in someone else”…..dude suffered 3rd degree burns on over 80% of his body, and died in the hospital three days later…..and now crazy wiener fire burner chick has been charged with 1st degree murder…….and I know a lot of you girls cheat on your boyfriends and husbands….and that’s really the only reason, we as men do it (cheat)…cuz you girls do it….but I think there should be some sort of mandatory pre-nup clause that every chick has to sign that says, if they ever catch your husband cheating on them….that setting his penis on fire, or any other type of penis mutilation is completely off limits!   And should be punishable by the death penalty……sounds fair to me……

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