You can find lots of great and interesting deals on Craigslist and every now and then you find a gem that makes you look fondly upon humanity as a whole, as is the case with this post advertising an "Unused cat toy" that isn't exactly a cat toy:

The "cat toy" is listed for sale in Vancouver and while the line "can return if ... it's too big for your cat" makes me think the poster may just be trolling potential buyers, I'm choosing to believe this is really the posting of an oblivious mom whose son recently departed for college.

If you're unfamiliar with what this product actually is, two words: Butt Stuff.