Chinese Star Wars The Force Awakens Trailer is Freaking Awesome [Video]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, thinking you've seen all the Star Wars trailers that were out there, we find an awesome Chinese Star Wars trailer to make us salivate over this movie even more!

Don't worry, Han Solo isn't talking about the Force in Madarin, and BB-8 is still beeps and boops. 

There is a terrible-looking cameo from China President Xi Jinping holding a lightsaber and basking in the adoration of millions of stormtroopers for about four minutes of the trailer, but other than that, it's just as a Star Wars trailer should be.

This trailer seems more storyline-based, which I really like. Less jumbled. It's freaking awesome.

I'm so excited for the new Star Wars movie, I'm taking all of next week off, so I can go watch it as early as possible when it comes out.

Don't judge me.