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Shorts Season is Here — You Can Tell Because It’s Written on Butts!
It's here, pals. It's finally here.
Weird News
Weird News
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Company Makes Gun Targets That Bleed And Look Like Your Ex Girlfriend
Sometimes, after a particularly bad break up, people need to cleanse themselves of everything that reminds them of their ex. Pictures? Burn 'em. OR, use thumbtacks to poke little holes in their glossy-finished face (not that I've done that). But, a company who prides themselves on helping people prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse has made it easier to get back at your ex, or at least an effigy of her, by making a shooting target named "The Ex". And it bleeds when you shoot it. I'm not kidding.
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Shows Up 10 Years Later, Wants $20
Most of us have at least one crazy ex in our pasts, but not many of them randomly show up ten years after the break up, demanding twenty bucks.
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Cosmetic Surgery Addict Injects Cooking Oil Into Her Face — WTF Files
Hang Mioku was addicted to cosmetic surgery. So addicted, that when she could no longer afford silicone injections she found a doctor who would sell her a needle and some silicone. She then injected herself with silicone and eventually when she ran out of the silicone, she began to use cooking oil.
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$8 Goodwill Video Game Fetches $17K at Auction, Pants Still Only Worth a Nickel
If you're like us, your old Nintendo game cartridges are probably collecting dust in your parent's attic, or stuffed into a closet somewhere. You might want to go dig them out after you hear about the North Carolina woman who recently sold a rare game for more than $17,000.
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Top 9 Creepy Things Kids Have Said To Their Parents
So, this morning, I was reading about how there was a thread going on on Reddit about the creepiest things kids have ever said to their parents. So of course, I had to go through and read all of them to see what kind of weirdo stuff kids have said (I have a morbid curiosity, so sue me). Let me tell you, I had goosebumps several times reading the creepy weirdo crap that kids say to their parents. Check out my top 9 after the jump!
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5 Best Viral Prank Ads You’re Glad You Weren’t Part Of
Lately it seems every day is April Fools Day in the world of advertising; so many ad campaigns are based around pranking ordinary people. Due to the success of YouTube viral videos, prank campaigns have become the latest rage among advertisers.
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Girl On Meth + Walmart = Just Another Day At Walmart
April 24, 2013 Check out this video of a meth head speed shopping at Walmart. Her technique is a little different than shopping style of the meth addicts I know. They usually just grab a TV and run out the side door into the waiting car of their toothless lover
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You Can Find Anything On Craigslist – Including A ‘Penis Whisperer’
Craigslist is useful. You can use it to sell old junk you don't want, you can use it to buy furniture for your apartment, you can use it to find that "missed connection" girl you saw at that concert last week... And now, some guy in Flint is trying to use it to find a "penis whisperer"! What?
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NASA Rovers Draw Penis Graffiti on Mars, Aliens Are Amused
We’ve heard of space junk, but this is just ridiculous.
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A Whirlpool Sucks Down Everything In Sight [Amazing Video]
With all the Flooding that has happened here recently, could you imagine if something like this happened? Wow, I would not want to be anywhere around this!
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Penis-Print Leggings Exist – Because Who Doesn’t Want Genital-Themed Legwear? [NSFW]
I know what you're thinking. "Man, I really wish that I had some pants with a bunch of pictures of dicks all over them." Well, wish no longer, friends. You can now buy lycra leggings covered in dicks of all shapes, sizes, and colors. And hey, they're only $156.89!