My first reaction when reading the headline for this story was, "who just leaves something chilling in their rectum for five days?!?" My second reaction was, "Did the batteries last that long?!?" And my third was, "If so, I need to get that brand of battery and put them in all of the remotes in my house." This is definitely a weird one.
A 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became stuck in his rectum and NOBODY TOLD US ABOUT IT.