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Virginia Tech Submits to Lockdown as Unidentified Gunman Roams Campus
Virginia Tech appears to be reliving its worst nightmare as reports of a shooting have placed the university under lockdown.
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No Booger Kids Means More Business for You!
You remember a couple of months ago I told you guys about that restaurant in Pennsylvania that got national attention when the owner of the restaurant decided to ban all little snot nose booger shooting, pants poopin little kids under the age of 6? Well the owner did, and it created a pretty big controversy
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How to Pick Up a Hooker For Only One Beer!
This ones for all you guys that like to get hookers. Instead of paying your hooker $100, or $200, or $300, or whatever she might charge you, how would you like to only have to pay her in beer? And not like a case of beer, or a 12 pack of beer….just ONE BEER! Guys if you want to make the intercourse with a hooker, but your low on cash, but you got a couple of beers in your fridge, you are in luck!
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Sexsomnia Leads to Pregnancy [VIDEO]
October 19, 2011 Imagine going home from the bar with some chick, or some dude... and after all your safe, PROTECTED sex you sleep walk or in this case "sex walk" and do it again... but this time you aren't so careful. This really happened to Ryan and Dee Harris. They go to bed one night and Ryan who apparently suffers from "sexsomnia" a rare sleep disorder much like sleep walking that causes him to apparently ravage his wife in the sack while hes sleeping. This led to a pregnant Dee and I can only assume an unhappy Ryan...
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Lions, Tigers and Bears… OHio? [VIDEO]
October 19, 2011 Over in Zanesville, Ohio, the town is shut down, completly... the schools and all! A whole slew of exotic animals escaped from a wild animal perserve in Ohio. The owner of the preserve body was already found and while dozens of the animals were already shot down there are still thought to be many more roaming around Ohio! We are talking crazy african animals here! Not just fuzzy bunnies... They got wild bears roaming around, and rumor has it even a monkey with herpes! Thats good knowledge to know if your one of those nasty animal porn peeps.
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UFO Groups Celebrate [VIDEO]
October 15, 2011 I love aliens, I really do, movies about aliens, television shows, magazines, books, you name it and I can pretty much dig it. Little did I know there is a group that also loves aliens... but they don't just love them, they celebrate them... once a year in a holiday, "The interplanetary Conclave of Light." This is for real folks...
Each year people from all over the world participate in this three-day event to celebrate Earth's "positive future and our imminent contact with people from other planets." These people put my alien love to shame.
Now according to people who are active parts of the group, the holiday is celebrated by 33 planets across the Milky Way galaxy, including yet to be discovered planets with names like Vixall, Delna and Enishia. (I wish I was joking but truly I am not...)
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70 Year Old Woman Beats Boy on Bus [VIDEO]
October 13, 2011 WOW Florida! You know how to pick em, first I find yesterday's video of the serial pooper now I find out that in Polk County a bus attendant beat the living tar out of a 14 year old boy!
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WZZM Has Expert Explain the Earthquake [Video]
Virginia's earthquake was felt 650 miles away in West Michigan!
Just before two o'clock yesterday afternoon, if your desk shook or your feet felt like they were moving, but you weren't going anywhere, you experienced a tremor -- it was not your imagination.
Everyone at WGRD is talking a
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Helicopter Shot Down in Afghanistan
Editor's Note: This post has been updated to reflect that 30 American troops were killed in the attack, rather than 31, as initially reported.
Taliban insurgents shot down an American military helicopter in Afghanistan Saturday, killing 30 American troops, 7 Afghan commandos, and an interpreter multiple news outlets are reporting.
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Charlie Sheen’s Former Goddess Shows All in Playboy, Says Actor Is ‘Good in Bed’ [PHOTOS]
America can finally see just what Charlie Sheen found so appealing in Bree Olson.
Olson, one of the star's former 'goddesses,' appears on the cover of August's issue of Playboy.
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Casey Anthony Offered $1 Million to Appear on ‘Jerry Springer’
The first big money media offer to Casey Anthony has come in.
Anthony, who was acquitted of murdering her two-year old daughter in perhaps the highest profile criminal case since the OJ Simpson murder trial, will get one million dollars if she appears on the ‘Jerry Springer Show,’ according to Radar Online.
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Betty Ford Funeral Plans
Betty Ford passed away on Friday. She was 93. Funeral plans are now set.