The people of Ohio can finally rest easy because the werewolf that was terrorizing their state has been finally been caught! A chick I know moved to Ohio a couple years ago, she was back in town visiting over Thanksgiving and I ran into her at the bar, she told me this story
I was talking with this bartender chick last night (no I was not at a bar drinking on Sunday! Ok I was.) She told me it started as a good night with some buddies drinking beer around a campfire, and ended with a 32 year old Kentucky guy facing 5 years in prison
I was drinking at the Griffins game Saturday night, and of course the topic of Tea Bagging came up, and then I was told this story! Two brothers Brian and Steve, they both worked for the same insurance company
No, the Guinness book of world records does not currently have a record for "most things inserted into a rectum", but if they did this chick might hold the record! I was drunk and watching TV last night, and I can’t remember where I saw this story, but I do remember the story so I felt I had to share it with you the best I could
Did you guys hear about the creepy Phoenix Arizona middle school teacher that got arrested for trying to solicit dog sex on Craigslist? Not like doggy style sex, more like actual creepy sex with a dog! This one is horrible!!
A buddy of mines kid actually goes to this school, that’s how I found out about it
Girls, if your boyfriend does your laundry for you, it is ok to reward him with some type of favor, ya know, just to say thank you. What is not ok to do, is to perform that favor in the car in front of a public pool, where there are a bunch of kids hanging out!
A guy I was drinking with at the bar last weekend told me this story, he called it, the tale of the Connecticut fart stabber. Tells me a 21 year old guy named Mark was at a party and wasted off his ass, and apparently he couldn't stop ripping the biggest nastiest farts the world has ever seen, heard and smelled
Ok girls, I’ve decided I want to get married. Maybe, there is one of you girls who listens to WGRD that I could marry? What got me thinking about getting married is something our night chick Jackie told me
Guys, many of you probably already know that you can never trust a woman! Most women anyway. I’m not saying you can’t trust your girlfriend or wife, you probably can, even though she probably cheated on you a couple times already and you just didn’t find out. Guys remember this next time you tell one of your chick friends something in confidence.
People tell me some pretty interesting things when I’m out drinking at bars. Last week a chick I was drinking with told me about this story. Ready to be sicked out? You guys are familiar with the parking lot booth attendant’s booths right? We have them downtown
Any of you guys ever invent anything? Any of you guys know what a fart parade is? Well, I invented it and as far as I know, I currently hold the fart parade world record. And not that it can’t be beat, it probably can
Meet Stigmata, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that when she goes out, anything can happen. Stigmata says kittens, puppies and eating yummy things makes her happy. Well, Stigmata, we find you to be quite yummy.
