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From The Bar Stool: Eat My Eyeball On Valentines Day!

Dahmer — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:01:58 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with last week told me about a Valentines Day massacre he recently heard about. How would you like your eyeball to end up out of your eye and stuck to the heel of some crazy chicks high heeled shoe?!

From The Bar Stool: Meet The Dumb Stupid Drunk Baby Stroller Pusher Guy!

Dahmer — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:40:35 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Did you know you can be arrested for drunk stroller pushing? Hell yes you can, cops will cuff your butt and toss you in the joint without thinking twice! It happened to a West Virginia guy recently.

From The Bar Stool: Bank Foreclosing On Your House? Why Not Demolish It With A Bulldozer!

Dahmer — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:12:50 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. This one is great man! A 47 year old Ohio dude received notice that the bank was foreclosing on his house, but instead of giving it back to the bank, he went out and rented a bulldozer and demolished it!

From The Bar Stool: Crazy Cross-dressing Creepy Weirdo Guy Does Weird Things

Dahmer — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 20:16:51 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. A couple chicks I ended up drinking with the other night told me about this creepy guy. Any of you creepy guys looking for creepy gay anonymous highway rest stop sex? Yuk! But if you are, look this guy up!

From The Bar Stool: Star Wars Geek Who Wants To Have Intercourse With Yoda!

Dahmer — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 19:20:03 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Killing the beers and recently heard a story about a Washington State Star Wars geek who got pulled over for doing 115mph down the highway. Was he wasted? Was he drunk? Was he stoned? Nope. Was he in love with Yoda from Star Wars? Yep!

From The Bar Stool: No One Likes The Smell Of Girls' Burning Pubic Hair!

Dahmer — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 18:32:00 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

A guy I routinely drink with, who always seems to know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff told me about a study he recently read. It’s about you and your man balls frying up like eggs and burning your sperm alive! Ouch! And some pubic hair stuff too!

From The Bar Stool: Want To Buy an 8 Week Old Little Baby? Death To The Baby Selling Grandma!

Dahmer — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:09:35 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I was a little drunk and on the phone with an old buddy of mine from Florida the other night and he told me how this thing went down. Says the grandmother had custody of the 8 week old grandson because her daughter, the baby mama, went to jail. As soon as the 45 year old grandma got custody, she started offering to sell the baby to people!

From The Bar Stool: Maine Woman Gives Birth To A 200lb Alien Baby! Really? Maybe!

Dahmer — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:28:29 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with told me about a story he read in the news recently, said it was about a 34 year old chick from Maine named Leah Wright that was pregnant for 40 months! Now, you and I both know that babies come squirting out in 9 months, give or take a week or two right? So you’re probably thinking that this chick was carrying around some dead, rotten, petrified baby in her belly for 40 months right? I think it was an alien baby!

From The Bar Stool: Ever See A Guys Head Get Ripped Off Then Roll Down The Street?

Dahmer — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:01:54 +0000

From The Bar Stool: Crazy Chick Jams Fork 6 Inches Into Boyfriends Head!

Dahmer — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 21:26:35 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was slamming drinks with last week told me about his cousin who’s crazy girlfriend got so pissed off she stabbed him 6 inches deep in the ear with a fork!

From The Bar Stool: Why You Should Never Shower With A Hooker!

Dahmer — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 20:15:45 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Here is a great one some guys told me about Sunday afternoon while slamming beers! (Who says you can’t drink on Sunday’s?) And it is why you should never shower with a hooker! Doing other stuff with a hooker is just fine….just don’t

From The Bar Stool: Shut Up In The Movie Theater Or Get Your Throat Slashed!

Dahmer — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:43:32 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Man I hear a ton of cool stories from people I drink with at the bar. I heard about this one about a week ago, forgot about it until day, so before I forget again, here it is! Want to get stabbed in the neck? Talk loud in the movie theater!

From The Bar Stool: Chicks Today Are Way Bigger S____ Than Their Mom's Were Back In The 1960's, 70, and 80's!

Dahmer — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:00:15 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I think people seem to think of the 60's and 70's as the time of free love, hippies, drugs and sex. But according to a recent study, chicks today, are bigger s____ than they were back then! I can’t remember where I read it but the topic came up at the bar last weekend and we were all blasted wasted hammered, so I was telling these drunk chicks about it to the best of my memory. Figured I throw it out to you as well!

From The Bar Stool: The Rules Of Ass Humping Other Guys In Bars. Not So Cool!

Dahmer — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 19:39:43 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I have to warn you this ones a little disturbing I’m going to tell you about how not cool it is to dry hump another guy in a bar! Dry humping could also be called air humping, and that’s what happened in this case. Dry humping or air humping by the way, is, well lets just say someone was bent over a pool table taking a shot, and you stood directly behind them thrusting your hips, simulating pounding them in the ass can, well that is exactly what I saw in a bar a few weeks ago! But it was a dude on dude dry hump session, and it was gross as balls!

From The Bar Stool: Want Your House Robbed? Answer Your Text Messages or Use Facebook! It Could Happen To You!

Dahmer — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 20:16:37 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

LateWed Night I was killing beers at Gippers and a chick I was talking to told me about this 31 year old douche bag named James Hill from Murrysville Pennsylvania. The guy sends a text to one of his buddies named Eric, asking if he was home or not. Her brother is a cop, that’s how she heard about this one. Only Eric and James were not really friends, they just kind of knew some of the same people and had each others numbers.

From The Bar Stool: Big Fat Flabby Tater Girl Flashes Big Taters At Prison Inmates!

Dahmer — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 21:00:19 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Girls if you got a boyfriend who’s in jail, he’s probably lonely and horny and misses you and it would probably be a pretty nice thing if you went to visit him, but what you can’t do when you go to visit him is, remove your top and flash and shake your big fat floppy taters all around the jail!

From The Bar Stool: Are You A Douche Licker?

Dahmer — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 20:15:38 +0000

From The Bar Stool: Naked Chick Masturbating With a Crack Pipe Will Get You Arrested, Unless The Cop Thinks Its Hot!

Dahmer — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 20:01:13 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
Girls if you’re super horny and you just can’t wait, and you pull into a parking lot, whip out your lap top and start pleasuring your girl self to a porno movie and then a cop rolls up next to you and catches you mid stroke, he could very well just smile, and enjoy the moment and let you off with a warning. Unless of course you have a crack pipe between your naked legs!

From The Bar Stool: Want To Have Last Call Drunk Bar Sex With a Fat Gross Chick? Don't Do This!

Dahmer — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:26:42 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

Ok girls when its last call at bar, sometimes guys will do what is called trolling, and that’s when guys will go up to really gross chicks (or trolls they’re sometimes called) and ask them if they want to go home with them and have intercourse. I mean, after all it is last call, and they’re already drunk, so at that hour some guys figure, oh what the hell, I’ll go hoggin! Sometimes ‘trollin’ is also called ‘hoggin’. Now girls, if you are one of these trolls or hogs don’t feel bad, you girls need loving too. But no matter how fat and gross and ugly you are, what you don’t ever need or deserve is to be punched in the face!

Bar Stool: How To Slice Off Your Little Boys Thumb With A Ninja sword!

Dahmer — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:27:47 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I found myself at the bar last weekend talking to a couple guys from South Bend Indiana and they told me about this crazy father and son Ninja story. Let me just say this, it’s not very nice to slice your kid up with a Ninja Sword!